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| The Drunk Project | |
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Have you ever found a drunk and wondered what to do with it?
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Step 1: Find Your Drunk a person laying face down in the grass is usally a drunk |
| Step 2: Drag Your Drunk Into A Well Lit Area (helpful for Step 4) a low traffic street is a fine choice |
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Step 3: Examine Your Drunk be sure to laugh as well |
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Step 4: Have Fun With Your Drunk!
preform various activities on your drunk while they are still incoherent, here is a example, I'll leave the other options to your own imagination *remember there is nothing a drunk won't do...go wild! |
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Step 5: Kidnapp Your Drunk Method 1 load them on your Drunk Bus and fill them with bottled water |
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Kidnapp Your Drunk Method 2
if your drunk is resistant, desperate measures must be taken, but I assure you, Method 1 will most likly work |
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Final Step: Get Your Drunk In Bed for recuperation and/or a easy lay |
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